Before the confettiA few good questions.
Is this a physical card?
No. This is digital artwork delivered through your private studio, with an email notification. There is no printing or shipping.
Can I choose how funny it is?
Yes. Choose sweet, silly, or a gentle roast. We keep the humor affectionate and avoid humiliating or hateful content.
Can I place an order right now?
Yes. Start in the birthday studio, upload a photo you have permission to use, and tell us about them. Then pay securely through Stripe. Your photo and birthday details stay private. We are accepting one first order while we monitor the launch.
What happens to my photo?
The studio explains photo processing before upload. Files are private, accessible through your signed-in profile, and expire after 30 days. Only submit photos you have permission to use.
Is the artwork AI-assisted?
Yes. Artwork is AI-generated and checked automatically for spelling, tone, and obvious defects. Anything flagged gets another review before delivery. The gallery shows an AI-generated example based on a fictional birthday idea, not a customer order. Likeness is stylized and results vary.
What if the result isn’t right?
One round of changes is included when requested within 7 days of delivery. If we cannot deliver within 48 hours of receiving your payment, a usable photo, and birthday details, or cannot resolve a problem with your included round of changes, you can request a full refund. Use our contact form with your order number.
What do I need to order?
A verified email-and-password profile, one clear photo you have permission to use, the birthday person’s name, and a short story. Choose sweet, silly, or gentle roast. Please avoid sensitive personal information. Digital files only; personal gifting and sharing are included.